Welcome to Derail The Adventure!

This is a "Choose Your Own Adventure" style story, where you are given choices to progress through the narrative, with a twist:

If you don't like the options available, you can submit your own potential choice for future players!

I, the Dungeon Master, might try to steer the narrative back on track; but I might humor your chaos, if I find it amusing enough.

The rules of the game:

• Submissions are email-based, so please don't flood me with requests for every page.
• Not every submission will be accepted! Sorry!
• Try the base story first. The original options are a simple linear story.
• No smut, this isn't that kind of game.
• Be patient, if your submission is accepted, I will manually add it to the game. I'm only one person!
• Rules may be changed as I see fit.

Now, on with your quest!